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Grunt Nugget

Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.
Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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Toss my nuggets

The act of throwing up, or feeling that one is about to throw up.
After a fantastic night out at the Naughty Monkey, I knew I was about to completely toss my nuggets. I did, 7 times...
by special kay November 6, 2013
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Nuggeting

v.

1. To turn someone's backpack inside out without them becoming aware of the deed.

Steps:
1. Steal a person’s or multiple people’s backpack(s) without alerting the backpack's owner(s) and/or legal guardian(s).

2. Remove the contents from the backpack's main compartment. *On almost all models of backpacks the main compartment is the largest compartment, and often the easiest to “nugget”.

3. Once the main compartment is empty, turn the backpack inside out. *Backpacks with back pads seem to cause trouble so don't be afraid to place your foot on the bottom of a backpack and kick inward. If done correctly the backpack will give in and turn inside out. *WARNING: Standing up in a classroom environment and kicking a backpack may cause unwanted attention from classmates, teachers, and worst of all the “nugget” victim(s). So try to be as covert as possible.

4. If you’re doing a basic nugget, place the backpack’s original contents in the “new” main compartment, place the shoulder straps inside, zip it back up, and leave a note if you so desire. *Be gentle with the victim’s belongings, if nothing is damaged most teachers will at worst give you only a warning since nothing was actually damaged.

5. Now return either the victim’s “nuggeted” bag to the location where you first found it or go the extra mile and hide it from the victim. *In the best case scenario the victim won’t become aware that his/her backpack is missing until the dismissal bell rings, so he’ll/she’ll have to walk to the next class while holding a “nugget” in his/her arms. When other classmates see the victim they’ll immediately know what has happened and erupt into laughter causing even more embarrassment for the victim.

Now, if you really want to outdo yourself and impress every girl in school you must pull off a “Super Nugget”. Do steps 1 and 2 but instead of placing the items from the main compartment back in, keep them out. Now try to place the entire backpack in the smallest compartment. If you’re unable to do so on the first attempt, remove items from another compartment(s) (some backpack models have a secondary compartment that are almost as large as the main compartment) and finish what you have started! A “Super Nugget” may sound easy to the novice “nuggeter” because you don’t need to place the victim’s belongs back in, but what happens to his/her belonging? Yeah, you’re now stuck with them and a huge stack of books and miscellaneous crumpled papers is a big sign of a “nugget” going down in the area so keep it together, and don’t give up!

(If the pack's owner spots you and you have yet to complete the nugget, don't stop, you're no good if you can't take a little pressure.)
Nuggeting is a lifestyle not a hobby!
- P. Diddy.
by ChuckThunder December 8, 2004
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Shit Nuggets

From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair
by kieran April 9, 2004
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chicken nuggies

Something to buy in bulk. One day we will buy them in bulk and have a mini van.
by Daddy.aka.hailey January 22, 2018
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Nugger

A cute, and simaltaniously edgy name for chicken nuggets.
Man: Yeah, I'll have a number 3 and a 10-piece nuggers, extra sauce

Employee: sorry sir, but we're all out of nuggers.

Man: Fuck you, you ugly ass beta male! I come here every day for nuggers, and every day you give me another sad story. How about you go in the back and fry my nuggers.

Employee: How dare you talk to me like that you retard hick. You think I like this job? You think I like frying nuggers for hillbilly scum? I could've done something with my life, man.

Man: Every day its another sad story with you man. When are you going to stop making excuses for yourself? If you dont want to cook nuggers, then maybe you shouldn't be working at *exploitative*
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Nugger Lover

a person who has or shows a warm and general affectionate regard for chicken nuggets.
Phil is going to order the 20 piece mcnuggets, he's such a nugger lover
by TomsAwesome March 12, 2011
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