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Krap Nuclear

N. A person who plays FPS and who is adept at catching enemy ammunition.... in the face.

V. Krap Nucleared: Dying in a FPS multiplayer match in an entertaining way.
As a Noun:
Bob: "Wow, you sure are a regular Krap Nuclear, Tom!"
Tom: "Gee, Thanks man."

As a Verb:
Bob: "Holy Shit! Did you see that guy get totally Krap Nucleared?"
Tom: "Dude!, It was like a bad LSD trip!"
by TexasSandman13 March 1, 2009
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Nuclear Ejaculation

"Oh, the pilot ejcted and blew me up."
"I blew up your mom with a Nuclear Ejaculation"
by Nut_meme November 29, 2016
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nuclear punch

when someone punches you so hard it causes physical or brain damage and makes you look like one ugly mother fucker
damn George has just been nuclear punched
shame he looks like one ugly mother fucker now
by chrisjan2001 June 2, 2017
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nuclear suck

A great atom-splitting blow job aka a suck bomb. First coined by a US hockey team traveling Sweden.
Maddy gave me the fatest nuclear suck bomb last night.
by patg13 June 14, 2017
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nuclear take

a hot take so polarizing and in such poor taste it is actually toxic, and as dangerous to hear it as to hear it uttered aloud.
mike: bro I was watching the woman's x-games and that shit trash. I could do all those tricks
fred: jesus christ mike cool it with the nuclear take
by verifriedaccount December 2, 2020
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nuclear cracker

When a white person gets so angry it can no longer be classified as ballistic
Bill got so angry that Trump lost the election he achieved Nuclear Cracker status
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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Nuclear Proaction

1) An extreme “over pre-action” to an event occurring in the future.
2) Extraordinarily proactive measures taken in spite of detailed processes already in place to address the situation in question.

Communications are typically verbose, meticulously detailed, and far exceed the authority of the originator. Commonly encountered via email, examples often contain combinations of “wall o’ words”, check-lists, outlines, attachments, or screen shots and are often sent to multiple recipients using separate email chains in a shotgun effect. Whether intended or not, nuclear proactions are demeaning to their recipients because they are generally unnecessary and infer ineptitude on the part of the recipient.
Proactor discovers a problem impacting a tiny percentage of the company’s customer base. Following procedures, he notifies his direct supervisor in a 500-word paragraph explaining the problem. Without delay, Proactor proceeds to forward the communication (crafted for his supervisor) to co-workers including a comprehensive check list they must follow in order to identify examples of the issue for collection.

A separate communication goes to all Field, Network, and Database engineering teams. This note has a subject “FYI” with text in the body of “Please Assist” and 14 screen shots detailing the sole example collected (the 15th screen shot was left off to prevent the message from being too large for the company’s servers to process). Attached to this Engineering communication are the two prior emails Proactor sent. This final concoction gets forwarded to a manager with the company VP blind carbon copied.

Satisfied with his Nuclear Proaction, Proactor puts up his out of office message and leaves for the day.
by Im_Mature March 23, 2011
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