Noodle 

A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.

I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!

Noodle by Littlepunk February 13, 2022

Noodle 

Typical looser without job. Usually lives in caves.

Noodle

Noodle by Xyzboy September 10, 2022

Noodle 

A synonym for head.

My girlfriend gave me great noodle last night!

Noodle by Chittick March 20, 2024

Noodle Market

A group of Asian Males aka too much noodle.

Man, that LAN party was a total noodle market.

Noodle Market by Raypower October 17, 2013

noodle chewer 

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth

oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.

noodle chewer by walterc March 26, 2013

Noodle Stab 

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development

Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab

Noodle Stab by AD2013Fan May 27, 2013

noodle gorillaz 

The badass guitarist for virtual band Gorillaz. Dont fuck with her. Fight her, she'll win.

Noodle gorillaz can beat your ass

noodle gorillaz by Bitch u dont need my name July 28, 2017