nonjob

When guy can't reach orgasm during the handjob or blowjob.

Mary was giving John a handjob but he didn't ejaculate so it's a nonjob.

by Rizu December 29, 2014

noncommittal

Not expressing a preference; unwiling to decide

although favoring European unity he was noncommittal about the form it should take.

by mangohana November 29, 2013

nonnor

you face

Your nonnor is really ugly.

by Nonnor December 29, 2016

neonnoodle

A noodle that has been colored with a crayon.

What the heck is a neonnoodle.

by glue lady November 18, 2006

nomnomtastic

Used to describe particularly tasty food. Comes from the sound made during eating nomnom or nomnomnom.

dj: how was your lunch?

lilly: nomnomtastic!

by DrLilly March 31, 2009

noncontribution

When someone makes such a concerted contribution to a conversation or activity that they might as well have done nothing. Especially in relation to online conversation and the general laziness promoted by online anonymity.

Often used sarcastically.
Sometimes written non-contribution or (non) contribution

*Fred joins.*
<Fred> Hey guys! What are you talking about.
<Sam> Josh and I are having a detailed conversation about the effects of global warming on Arctic Polar bear populations.
<Fred> Yeah, Al Gore has stinky balls.
*Fred has been kicked by Josh* (Kickmsg: Thanks for your noncontribution asshole!)

by sh_sn December 11, 2009

Nondoinganythingness

The act of not doing anything, ever. No matter how small, important or otherwise, the ability to react to a situation is muted by a complete lack of motivation and understanding.

I asked him what he wanted to do tonight, he said "I don't care!" he's really mean.

No he's not mean, that's his Nondoinganythingness acting up again.

by Doctor Eyeball November 1, 2009