fap ninja

one who masturbates in public without being cought and leave no trace of evidence

tom: why is my chair so sticky

Jerry: damn fap ninja!

by smurf herder 69 September 20, 2011

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Ninja Gangstah

One who posesses Ninja characteristics, jedi powers and the skills of a true gangstah. In hopes of world domination, they recruit a clan, make a no-fail plan and subliminaly mind-freak you. It's not a trend... it's a life style.

"Who says herpetologists can't be ninja gangstah?"
-Devon Massyn

see Devon Massyn
see Die Antwoord

by LegitEarthLove June 28, 2010

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Cock ninja

1. One who is very skilled at handling cock. So skilled that their cock handling would be comparable to that of a ninja's preying mantis kick.

2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.

Wow, that kid was a giant cock ninja.

or

"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."

"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."

by Mark and JJ May 6, 2009

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ninjaesque

to be crafty or stealth like in the way of the ninja.

That keylogger ninjaesquely embedded itself into my sys32 file.

by squirrelz March 7, 2010

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ninja angel

1. An act of random anonymous kindness and encouragement usually a gift or message
2. A person (or ninja) who does the above
3. vb to give a ninja angel

1. "I got a ninja angel yesterday! It made my day!"
2. "Thank you mysterious ninja angel! I love my chocolate!"
3. "Jane's been having a hard time recently. Do you think we should ninja angel her?"

by absieb March 29, 2011

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