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Nielsen

Verb

Named after Kirstjen Nielsen, Trump-era Secretary of DHS who famously tried to rehabilitate her public image following committing atrocities at the US/Mexico border (see: caged detainment of children in squalid concentration camps).

To NEILSEN is attempt by a person, who was willfully complicit/ordered unthinkable, inhumane actions, returning to the very society they violated. Usually done through minimizing, or misrepresenting, the horrible actions for which they were exiled.
Uncle Rodger got drunk and drove his car into the dining room last thanksgiving, now he’s trying to Nielsen his way back in to Christmas diner like we all didn’t see what he did.”
by Joeh202 October 23, 2019
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Niels

a white male with an incredibly small to average sized penis
"ooh, check out that chad" "nah, that's a niels if I've ever seen one"
by Maquesez October 24, 2020
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Níels jóhann

Níels jóhann is the best person at everything even if it looks like you are doing better he is secretly winning and doing everythinf better then you and everybody else. He is the perfect man. Do not underrestimate him because tou will have failed everything cause hes better then you at everything. He is a introvert but hides it and says hes an extrovert but if ask him he will say no or that he dosent know or never thought about it.
Dude I think he is Níels jóhann.
by IchBinNein March 22, 2022
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Mr. Nielsen

A teacher who makes me very upset sometimes
" I Hate Mr. Nielsen " - S.E
by HBETM April 12, 2022
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Dirty Niels

The act fucking beloved pets and farm animals while you are fantasizing that it is your older brother.
Mom, Niels is doing the Dirty Niels again!
by Glendobanano April 13, 2021
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Niella

The squishiest person ever
Niella is Squishh
by Trang The Chicken Nugget June 17, 2017
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nieder

A word that can be used in substitution for any other bad word.
That is sooo niedered

Go nieder yourself

NIEDER!
by D0na1d June 11, 2006
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