Noodle

At university, a slack-jawed person who does not contribute in any way despite having paid thousands of dollars to attend the class.

Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally.

I used to be keen, but by forth year I was a noodle, grab the degree and get the frack out.

by Christoper M Norton March 04, 2007

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Noodling

The act of Fabio making noodles. This definition came to be in the internet series, "Mano a mano en el bano" featuring Fabio battling Isaiah Mustafa for the spot as the Old Spice guy.

Adam: "Dude, did you see Fabio noodling in mano a mano en el bano?"

Dan: "Yeah man, I felt gay after watching that" -_-

by Nenny524 July 28, 2011

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1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.

1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;

by john lampy May 08, 2008

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noodle, don't noodle

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1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.

-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"

by RhealTawk January 11, 2020

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