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Matthew Noble

Matthew noble is the best tingtac and gets most of the ladies *wink wink
by XDMama June 19, 2019
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Barnes & Noble

An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.
Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.
by Lonely_Weirdo March 4, 2021
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Dirty Noble

also goes by Noblé for added spice. A very hawt man that could cut you with the contour of his lower jaw. Also lies about having abs. Is too busy for his friends. They love him but he leaves them over and over again. When he is with his friends says the weirdest crap but it’s funny. But then he leaves again. Don’t be a dirty Noble.
Samantha: I wish Noble was here.

Isaac: I believe in Noble
Lauren: I believe in Noble
Noble:

Don’t be a dirty Noble.
by theseggsiestmfalive June 3, 2021
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angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see
'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'
by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009
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The Noble Steed

When you fuck her from behind, you grab and wrap her hair tight in your hand, put your elbow in her back and pull her from the sheets so she grabs at the out of each sheets like a horse on its back legs.
“I gave her the noble steed and made her neigh all night long
by Cbondo October 4, 2017
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Zach Noble

The coolest, most layed back guy you know. Zach is always ready for a party but is usually cool with relaxing too. Definition of a socialite, insightful, some times a man whore, but always fun. Zachs are more than likely amazing people who are sometimes stubborn but get what they want.
zach noble, cool, socialite, insight, man whore, awesome
by calikid77 February 3, 2010
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tommy noble

1. one who turns right, and/or left when instructed by the fourth law of gravity (what i say goes) to turn straight.

2. one was killed by ever so famous, johnny hammersticks. (fucking god)

3. one took mike out to dinner, after mike ran three tiresome meters in the olympics.

4. one who goes to the bathroom, but turns left into the female shitter. and comes out to find johnny hammerstick, who grabs him by the neck, takes him to mike, who then calls down isaac newton for the first 4 laws of gravity. Isaac newton then roundhouse kicks like chuck norris, then buries the deceased body.
Mike: OMG, Tim was acting just like tommy noble last night.
Allen: I know, hes lucky we didn't get johnny hammersticks on his bitchass, cunt licking, prill.
by sumwutgodly December 7, 2010
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