Extremely low quality band which can be used to torture people if they get in trouble. Nobody likes this band, only those who are ignorant and not funny and belong on the hitlist
The most brutal, violent, satanist band you’ll ever see or hear. Their lyrics would make the toughest metalhead throw up and gouge their eyes out. Their sound is so brutal it makes your ears bleed. They say that if you say Nickelback three times in the dark Satan itself will appear, and will tell you:
What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.
Nickelback stands for a very very cheap (a nickel) prostitute with missing teeth. It perfectly fits the quality of a band also called nickelback. The german version of the word is "Hartgeldnutte".
Your momreleased me from a lot of old sperm and I payed her 5 skittles for it. She is a real nickelback.