friend-masking 

when someone on a dating app uses pictures only with their hotter friends to hide their identity as the uglier friend in the group. they have no individual pictures on their profile.

"Bro this guy only has photos of him with his more attractive friends on his profile. I can just tell he's the short king with a bad haircut."
"It's because he's friend-masking!"

friend-masking by maddyyyyyyyyyh May 22, 2023

Lesbian Muff Mushing 

Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.

Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.

Lesbian Muff Mushing by peeniewantsithuge December 12, 2015

mussing 

Making someone's hair or clothes untidy.

" Hey sister, don't go mussing up my hair like that !"

mussing by Miles Away Boy November 21, 2013

Gas-Masking 

Holding in your fart around girls or a new girl you're hanging out with. Once 4 months pass by, it is acceptable to unleash the fury of your anus upon her.

Hey Matar,
Oh key Alek what's up?
I was hanging out with a new girl today, but I had the WORST farts. I was Gas-Masking the whole time.

Gas-Masking by Mel Gibson Killers February 28, 2021

masking 

To put a butt mask on a woman's face then fuck her.

Sorry I was late to work, I was too busy masking my girlfriend.

masking by JoeVa April 16, 2008

gorilla masking 

when a man and a woman are enjoying intercourse and he is about to cum so he takes it out, turns her over and cums in her face, then quickly trims his pubes and throws them at her face making them stick creating gorilla masking.

"i did some awesome gorilla masking to my piece last night! she looked terrible!!"

gorilla masking by Sara5 June 17, 2008

Two rolls of masking tape 

when a girl has a muff and the only way to get rid of it would be two rolls of masking tape :)

Dude1: She has a fucking muff the size of a small forest

Dude2 : Wtf the only way she could get rid of that then would be two rolls of masking tape lol.

Two rolls of masking tape by Bryn/maths April 23, 2010