diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

rustlin' the love muscle

masturbating.

1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."

by slimkillz October 23, 2011

muscle bottom

A real tops dream in the gay community. Usually a thick man with a phat booty who takes the dick like a champ. Associated with power bottoms. Not to be confused with earlier stereotypes of skinny twink bottoms. Thick and muscular men are the best bottoms.

I don't want any of those twig figure dudes, I wanna smash that muscle bottom right over there!

by Walaboom January 21, 2017

muscle wedgie

A wedgie in your muscles and/or brain

Linda worked very hard today she must have a big muscle wedgie

Susan did a lot of sit ups at the gym she'll have a big muscle wedgie tomorrow!;)

by ilikeanan September 6, 2016

Musclegod

A man who is extremely muscular. His muscles exceed those of any other male, often to an embarrassing and/or erotic degree. Often use to describe just how muscular a guy is, that they could be considered a god.

Damn, have you seen how massive Matthew is? He's got so much hulking muscle, I'd say he's a musclegod.

by Electrofluf July 11, 2010

muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein

She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018