love musket

'love musket' is a slang term for the male genetalia. A real musket fires bullets. The love musket fires semen.

The repetitive stroking motion caused james to fire his 'love musket.'

by TeeDeeCee July 12, 2008

Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha July 1, 2006

Dirty Musket

A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!

by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007

munkeybanana

The god of both the internet and COD. He is
MLG in COD4 and has mad skillz.

Oh Jesus I wish I were as cool as munkeybanana....

by Alexander Rossin March 8, 2009

Pack the Musket

Slang: This procedure is preformed by a doctor when he or she needs to take a bacterial swab at the base of the penis.

Similar to that of a black powder musket, it involves the insertion of a long cotton tip swab into a half errcet penis to obtain samples from the inner base of the penis to conduct a bacterial test for sexually transmitted diseases such as Gonorrhea.

The doctor explained he had to Pack the Musket to check what STD Kris had contracted

The doctor packed Kris' musket to test for an STD.

Kris had his muket packed

by Megawattz August 1, 2009

mucket

A cunt which has been shaved in the past, now sporting a 5 o'clock shadow.

Yo' mama needs to get a sharper razor. Last night she had a damn mucket!

by Canuk Master E January 1, 2004

minkette

the mink female, a girl/woman of extraordinary beauty and grace.

I was clubbing last night, I saw John and the minkette dancing like mad.

by Big in Japan December 23, 2012