mumps

A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.

Get away u mumps infested hobo.

by William Gates February 3, 2005

Mumford and Sons

A band that tries way too hard to sound 19th century Irish. Like Murphy's Oil Soap, the band has a name that your father recognizes but has never knew was a band. A typical British band that overplays their accent to break through the music (typically you can't hear British accents in songs). A bunch of 40 year olds acting like they're from some obscure town in Northern England 1858.

Pimple-faced teenage who works at McDonalds: "Hey Dad, can I have a few bucks for Mumford and Sons"?

Angry Father in a white t-shirt washing his car: "Sure, son. Just make sure you get you get the largest bottle you can. I need these tires to SHINE!"

by Dpnowell June 12, 2011

Gee Mumph

A word of the most awesome kind. There is no greater phrase in the human language. It means everything and nothing. It can be used in place of any word or as a punctuation. Originally coined by the awesome stoner Steve B. from Missouri. Typically heard after withdrawing ones lips from the dank.

Tommy: "Hey Steve, this is some good shit."
Steve: "Gee Mumph! You milly mumph!"

Or

Random GTA Player: "Hey asshole why'd you shoot me."
Steve: "Gee Mumph!"

by WalterWWhite May 13, 2020

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

Exclusively featured on www.xdafied.com

The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 19, 2005

mumf

(n.) abbreviation
Messed Up Mother Fucker

You did what?! You're such a mumf .

by Markus Filamigo January 19, 2008

mumford

A word that is multifunctional, and way awesome. When used in conjunction with another word, that word or adjitive also becomes way awesome.

"That shirt screams 'mumford' all over you." (The shirt is now way awesome. and so is the person wearing said shirt.)

and then thoese who wore the shirt picks up loads of chicks.

by [EMumford] June 22, 2006

MUMPY

Giving oral sex to a lady (muffing out ) whilst said lady is having a dump.

"Ere my babber when e be done giving i a mumpy , can e check to see if i ave any klinkers"

by M.P.MACEY February 4, 2008