Molest

A word that means to make disturbed in the mind. Usually refers to An adult who forces themselves upon hapless children, yet it can mean many other things.

If there was a man like Edward H. Gein who murdered children and hung the bodies in his house, you'd forget quickly about that famous child molester.

by IcyHaku April 22, 2005

Molestache

As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.

That creepy guy in the panel van has a molestache

by Chiquita bonana October 30, 2010

Molesty

To appear as though you might molesty someone.
Someone who is molesty may, or may not, have a molestache.

"Man that guy is super molesty; he's been watching those kids play on those swings for like 20 minutes!" OR
"Check out that molesty guy in the white van!"

by Lize87 July 31, 2007

molestibien

Having sex while on Ambien and not remembering it until the other person tells you.

You totally molestibiend me last night. I don't remember you fucking me from behind.

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpie November 7, 2010

Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

by Storm Front December 18, 2012

molestaraphobia

Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.

Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.

by Ya....no September 8, 2020

molesterer

One who molesters

HELP HELP HE IS A MOLESTERER!!!!!!!!!! HE IS GONNA MOLESTIFICATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE MOLESTERERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 26, 2021