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the monopoly guy 

When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth
Dan and Dan gave Eliza the monopoly guy and, afterwards, went for a spot of tea and some crumpets

Fortnite monopoly 

Monopoly trying it's hardest to appeal to fortnite kids but accidentally turning innocent children into virgins
I bought Fortnite monopoly and turned into an eternal virgin

The Law of Pokemon Monopoly 

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.
Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.

King of Monopoly 

Nolan DeLuca is the king of Monopoly!
King of Monopoly by Deluca76 June 13, 2018

sex monopoly 

If all roommates of one residence have sex with the same person.
(In a four person house)

"If you three already had sex with her, then I just completed the sex monopoly last night."
sex monopoly by Azans September 3, 2006

Played monopoly 

Sexual acts between two people without explicitly saying what happened or denying the fact that anything happened.
"What happened with you and josh last night eyy?"
"Nothing..... just played played monopoly. Don't you worry"