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Mongoose

Aww that kids so stupid

I know right what a mongoose
by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021
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Mongoose tossing

When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.
Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
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Mongoose

OH MY DUXJINF F9GOS ITS VAUS THSHE SMONGOOSE OF. LVOEE
by clayponsie June 25, 2021
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MONGOOSE

A godly salute to comrades. Usually pitched in a high tone, while screaming louder than ur mom last night.
Also, this word is a different way of saying the french term for "Hello" (Bonjour). It just sounds kinda the same.

(p.s its an inside joke). Another way of saying it could be bounjou.
when teacehr walks in u say: "MONGOOSE MISSS"
by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021
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mongoose

look long bird over there also named mongoose
by dometray September 14, 2021
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The mongoose

The greatest truck the road has ever seen, also driven by a courageous individual.
The mongoose has a v8
by Hahahhaadk March 28, 2021
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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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