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four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.
Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.
by kittythecatty July 14, 2019
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law school mistress

Practice mistress you use during law school so that if your wife finds out you have nothing to lose as opposed to the real world mistress that you get once you are out of law school and making big money.

The law school mistress doesn't necessarily have to be up to your standards due to the fact that it is temporary and only practice for the real thing.
Bryan: "Help me pick out a law school mistress."
Sean: "Don't worry if you don't pick well, it's only practice."
by Blam684 November 3, 2009
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Mistress

A girl on the side, usually a married guys girl on the side.
Having a girl on the side means a guy has 2 girls. A guy who has none has no mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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mistore

a pronoun given to a man or boy, showing some but not much respect.
"Hey mistore, what's up?"
by Joshua May 13, 2005
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facebook misdirection

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause
I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night
by Zale1738 February 18, 2010
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Mistress

I'm married but I love my "mistress" more
by TheRealFerro December 17, 2014
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Misterectomy

When a male has surgery that involves removing anything from the groin area.
The doctor told Dave today that a tube had developed between his colon and his bladder. Dave was shocked to hear that he needed a Misterectomy!
by The Baron Tube September 29, 2011
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