Missing Digit

When a chick sends you a pic of herself materbating and one finger is missing from the pic because she has it buried inside her honey hole.

Dude, I wish I could get a Missing Digit pic of Kim

by Casey's girl July 22, 2015

missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

Missing Trick Attack

Trick Attack, a skill used to debuff a boss giving a massive damage boost to teammates. Requires you to be in the rear of your target to inflict the debuff. If on any other side of the boss, the attack will be missed.

Tank: God damnit Ninja, you've been missing trick attack.
Ninja: B-but, my skill went off.
Tank: Did you True north?
Ninja: ....

by Sterm April 1, 2019

Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.

“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

missing matty hours

when you miss matty because he is perfect and the best boyfriend ever. at this time you just want to hug him, cuddle him, hold his hand, and kiss him. he makes you the happiest ever, gives you endless butterflies, and can put a smile on ur face in an instant. this can occur at any time.

“Oh it’s 3am and I could be cuddling Matty right now, I guess it’s missing Matty hours.”

by shmoneyybunnyy March 26, 2020

Missing you so

Take your granny and get the f**k away from me Barbara

Barbara: me and granny must come round again soon Shelley! Last time we came she was so happy.
Shelley: Yes of course, me and Nathaniel are both missing you so.

by Beezlebub bab October 11, 2020