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'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.
Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.
by George Fricke October 25, 2006
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Mickey

When you magically pull something off, typically in gaming, that shouldn’t have happened; as if you were in a Disney show.
Mark: Whoever won last time got a Mickey. That’s all I’m gonna say.
by Mr.YumYum December 13, 2021
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Fat Monkey

A very plump, juicy vagina. Usually used as an adjective for a delightfully ample female private area.
Hey, girl! Let me get some of that Fat Monkey!
by Snow Right September 3, 2016
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Monkey Snausage

A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet
Bro, that dude has been Monkey Snausageing around for the past 3 hours. He's the biggest goon!
by Libby Herr November 19, 2014
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mikey's curse

The tendency in Manhwa/Manga/Manhua for non-human characters to turn into lolis upon reaching a power-up. It is often used when a character experiences an evolution, but their new form has not been shown yet.
"Thank god she didn't turn into a loli"
you mfer, why did you bring mikey's curse here

I hate that things keep evolving into lolis. I blame mikey's curse.
by Theodorex October 28, 2023
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bugs monkey

somebody who is butt ugly with buck teeth
by Ijuks January 11, 2009
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Twitch Monkey

A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit.

Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.

Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.

The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".
"The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".

"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"

"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"
by Ridwan72 February 20, 2010
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