To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

by TheLord007 July 13, 2021

Minyard

a man of great wealth, power, respect, and intelligence

he is such a minyard

by Codee Ingram April 6, 2008

PJ Minaya

The small, salty, Filipino quarterback on the Pac 5 varsity football team. He apparently holds some sort of Hawaii state record for something, and is some sort of celebrity. He is commonly seen sporting a dilapitated white Nissan, with a look like he just ate a spoonful of salt. He is incapable of staying in the pocket, and tends to throw objects in the occurance of an incomplete pass. PJ Minaya has talent on the feild, but thats about it.

"Whats PJ Minaya's problem today?"

"Nothing. He's always just as salty as a sea-bass."

by marylandslumberjack November 20, 2009

camp minikani

YMCA camp minikani located in huburtus, wisconsin. The camp is nestled on Lake Amy Belle. probably the best camp ever.
indian unit, pioneer unit, and explorers... what else do you need?

Yeah i'm going to session four again this year at Minikani.

by trusty April 22, 2005

Minihan Meadows

The roughest ghetto in the whole West Side (Vallejo)

don't even go there...seriously...(lil drew and big mike live there)

by laird April 7, 2005

Minaya

Minaya is a name. Minaya is a kind, loving, passionate person who has been hurt before. Minaya cares about other people and nice to them but she can also be a little bitch when it comes to her true emotions. She has been through alot and uses that hurt to make her strong again. Minaya is very gay!

Minaya is a very emotional person.

by itlitincanada. March 12, 2019

Miniladd

A YouTuber who was once fairly popular, but in mid-2020 was accused of having relations with underage girls. Being the genius that he is, he admitted that it was all true and made some of the worst excuses in all of human history. This resulted in a major blow to his fanbase, career, relationships, and life as a whole.

"Hey, did you hear about what Miniladd did?"

"Yeah, I can't believe he's a fuckin' pedo."

by Ace Krieger November 9, 2020