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mildo madness

The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.

(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.
Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...

yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.
by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006
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mildura

A friendly rural town, located at the top of victoria, most widely renown for its tranquil wineries and orange groves, it is also home to some of the most down to earth people one can ever come across.
jimmy "woah, that girl was so nice!"
noah "oh course she was, she's from mildura"
by roddiiz23 January 13, 2010
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Belmont Milds

Belmont Milds, now just referred to as Belmont(s) by smokers due to government regulations prohibiting the use of phrases like "light and Mild" on Tobacco Cigarette products are a brand of premium Canadian Tobacco Cigarette. Despite initial reports and rumors from smokers that Belmonts would be discontinued this never occurred. This may be attributed to the fact that this brand and Canadian Tobacco Industry once again saw a resurgence of popular youth smokers within the "hipster" and "party crowd" in Canada. Also that Benson & Hedges a British company that manufactures Belmont Cigarette may have felt they would lose a large market share of Canadian Tobacco Cigarette smokers to other Canadian brands as it's there only Canadian Cigarette brand.

Made with a Charcoal Filter if you open the filter of a Belmont you would find small fragments of Charcoal which gives the Cigarette an unique taste by removing certain impurities (Some smokers may say this is just an attempt to overlay bad Tobacco).
Consumer "I'd like a pack of Belmont Milds Kingsize please"
Shopkeep "That would be $12.50"
Consumer "Fuck"
by derpderpdongs August 16, 2009
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Eric Milder

The opposite of a wedgie. When somebody pulls another persons shirt over there head. I came up with this fine word when I was sitting at a window, and some guy yelled "Eric Milder!".
Jimmy: He gave me a Eric Milder!
HughGeeRection: lolwut.
by DiNoSaUrLeGoS September 29, 2011
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Thats Fuckin mildly attractive

A phrase used in situations that dont call for it.
Person 1: "There's a girl laying in pee over there."
Person 2: "Thats Fuckin mildly attractive."
by T Reeezy November 23, 2009
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mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl
Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.
by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004
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mildly retarded

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.
That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.
by Shitspopper October 6, 2008
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