Meijer

A grocery/mega store chain located in the midwestern united states who's managers and employees care more about when the new vending machine is getting installed in the break room than customer service. Meijer stores are filthy, little stocked, and carry out-dated merchandise. They have the loosest hiring standards of any of the mega stores, and the employees are extremely hard to fire nomatter how careless they are due to the extreme power possessed by their worker's union. Employees will do anything to get out of helping customers, and though their store manual clearly states that they must greet all customers within a 10 foot radius, they will do anything to avoid such an encounter.

Mom: I'm going to Meijer to get the grocery shopping done, do you want to come?
Billy: No way mom, Meijer sucks
Mom: Why do you say that?
Billy: You'll find out when you try to ask one of the employees if they have any shelf stock in the backroom...

by Babadoo October 8, 2007

Menjestical

Humour that is only funny to the male population.

A menjestical joke.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None....make the bitch cook in the dark.

by Merlinton August 13, 2006

meisel

what the fuck?

by duke October 12, 2003

meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung

englishMe it's me...I speak in back translated gibberish on message boards that never makes much sense, and I sign my name with types of boxes translated into german/english

Ich spiele nicht wasser-polo mehr,
Mein Pferd ertrinkt!
- ICH

I am meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung, and my name means, "my name here", sincerly yours, Schuhkasten

by meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung September 13, 2004

mexijew

The word used in refrence to being extremly mexican ( lazy ) and abnormaly protective and moderatly anal about your belongings ( jewish ), also to be " cheap ".

Yo dawg, why you being such a mexijew give me some sweet chili heat doritos.

by ninjadear March 31, 2010

meinen joey

a right old goose-mouth who is a big old media center and HURRY MEINEN JOEY! I NEED MORE ROOM TO FIGHT! also vice-versa as me.....sheesh

that chappy right there

by meinen joey April 7, 2004

Mejies

The length of a male's penis.

1. Yo, compare mejies?
2. Yo, compare hard mejies?

by Smotrain January 2, 2009