Oven-Baked Meatloaf

Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:

Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)

"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"

"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"

"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."

"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."

"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."

by Dang Jacked February 17, 2017

Big Meaty Tits

A good way to refer to your fat male friends.

J: wadup Big Meaty Tits?

L: uh.. not much...

J: well don't feel OBLIGATED to lose a pound or two... jeez.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

meaty fart

When you try to fart and shit accidentally comes out.

I tried to sneak out an SBG, but ended up filling my pants with a meaty fart.

by Jama Jenneson June 3, 2008

meatloafin'

movin real slow as a result of boredom and lack of interest to wherever the hell you are going to

look at the crazy ass motha fucker meatloafin' to class

by the shizzolator April 12, 2003

meaty slit

A swolen, wet, hot, horny pussy. i love mine...I like to masturbate with a vibrator in it and rub my pussy at a rapid speed for maximum cum.

My meaty slit was pounded by jeff.

by hot lizzie October 13, 2008

Meaty Taco

1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.

2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot

Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?

Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!

by Tmoney35 May 26, 2010

Meatloaf's Daughter

A particularly large or generous crap. One which takes some effort to pass.

"You were in the toilet for ages"
"Yes I know, I was giving birth to Meatloaf's daughter"

by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004