Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.

The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!

by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

Masticate my Mast

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

by Clitresort February 19, 2024

Mysticalposting

The act of shitposting but also acting absolutely insane to the point people worry if your fucking schizophrenic. a mix of generic shitposting and schizoposting.

Bob69: Oregon bomb car house

Luke43: what the hell?

Bob69: Im trying mysticalposting

by Mystical694 March 4, 2024

MysticalEdgy

The Founder of The Mystical Crew but also known as Mysticpkmg & RizzReaper.

Started off as a Roblox YouTuber & Google + Content Creator then Became a Peace Activist for the Community.

Mysticaledgy is such a Chill Guy!!

by MysticalEdgy December 9, 2024

mastication party

An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.

I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!

by bitchuck December 15, 2024

Mystical gay

Gay men who listen to more than just lady gaga

A mystical gay would say when provoked ‘Its not gaga, its folk actually’

by Sagal March 27, 2025