Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.

*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”

by danasp_42 May 11, 2020

The Manufactured Christ Vs The Manual Anti-Christ

Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...

Hym "And thus, The Manufactured Christ vs The Manual Anti-Christ."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

manual Barboza

A Bozo

Hey, stop being like manual Barboza

by Lononini November 22, 2021

manual

A book that you use to learn something new or exersise.

Did you read the car's manual before driving it?

by 🐿️veve🐿️ January 16, 2020

Manual

someone or something that’s pretty basic and old school.

“grandpa you’re gonna love him, he’s manual”

by your neighbor April 25, 2024

Manual Boy

Cheap motherfucker that follows all the rules and does it by the book. Commonly used as a derogatory term and screamed in a British accent.

That Robin kid's a MANUAL BOY

by JuicedGoose August 10, 2015

manual deficiency

Lack of abillity to read the manual

< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help your lack of manual deficiency

by BlueEagle July 30, 2008