daily mail

Newspaper read by retards with a completely upside down world view who seem to find no inconsistency that they like the royal family but accuse immigrants of being freeloaders draining tax payers money. Who think Rich people's SUV-buying money is better where it is than giving asylum seekers a chance of a future or supporting sick people through the NHS. The daily mail's high readership and its poisonous influence on people's brains is the reason so many "populist" policies that the bloody tories love are hateful intollerent, unfair policies that make class divisions and suffering greater.

Daily Mail Reader: Oi DUH... Read this... DUHHH... Asylem seekers bad... DUHHHH... gypsys bad..DUHHHHH. People with funny skin colour bad... DUHHH... Thankyou Daily Mail! You stop My Brain hurting! Maybe asylum seekers why my brain hurt!!! Kill them all!!!!!

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

mailaholic

Someone who compulsively checks his mails every few minutes.

Tom is a real mailaholic. Even during meals he checks his mails.

by JochenEnglish February 27, 2009

maicol

Maicol get all the bitches he want . He is el chema that's why all bad bitches wanna have sex with him. Maicol have a big dick and the also the best cartel in the world.

I wish I was Maicol he get all the bad birches including Abby.

by Thebigboss23 March 14, 2017

air mail

The items that are thrown from housing complex windows at New York City Cops when the officers walk around in a housing complex. Examples are beer bottles, coffee mugs and toaster ovens. On occassion, air mail is also tossed at members of the FDNY, EMS and DA's office.

"Me and Cruz just stepped out of our car when we almost got hit by some serious air mail. Two bottles and a filthy nasty diaper."

by Mikey Jew Pants June 12, 2006

royal mail

A bunch of fucking arseholes who make you pay them so they can delivery expensive items and then lose them, and then have the cheek to offer you a shitty fucking £34 pounds in compensation when it cost half that to send it.

I sold a laptop on ebay and Royal Mail lost it.

by ExtremelyPissedOff June 6, 2009

Mailee

She’s one of a kind, nobody will understand her and thats what hurts her at times, there will always be a person who loves her and care for her no matter at what she do in life. Mailee is a very unexplainable person, she’ll change you into a person who understands their value, she will initially get cold hearted depending on how others treated her.

You’ll once value those who you’ve lost. -Mailee

by YOURFAV8PERSON April 23, 2019

Daily Mail

the worlds worst newspaper.

Supported the fascists in the 60s now, today is content with biggotry snipping at good tv, film and music, and attacking the defcless (asylum seekers for example)

Incredicly infuryiating to read.

by tranquil_demon August 29, 2003