A sack of shite filled to the brim with oil money, which its nonexistent supporters claim as a 'football club'. It comes as no surprise that they bought all their fans at the local electronics store, because they're all plastic anyway. Their Emptyhad Stadium is so full of plastic they donate it to fund the Kardashians' plastic surgery. The 16 pieces of plastic that call themselves 'fans' of this cesspool regularly gather together online and tell normal football fans to bugger off 'because their club is unsuccessful', without realising that their shitsack is just a hyperinflated bubble powered by massive amounts of oil.
Manchester City is like a SpaceX rocket. It uses oil to propel itself up, and eventually disintegrates anyway.
Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.
Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.
Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
by cringeboiiii July 14, 2023
Get the Manchester City mug.Manchester, KY is located in the southeastern part of Kentucky, in the Application Mountains. Beautiful scenery, but that's about it. Manchester (also known as Gunchester) is one of the most redneck, hillbilly towns in the continental US. it's also one of the most corrupt cities in the state of Kentucky. Barefoot and pregnant, squirrel eating/killing, four-wheel atv riding, and METH are the things most notable about this town. If you find yourself here, either leave soon or forever be a part of this small community of rednecks. Located east of London, KY.
by son of a redneck March 31, 2010
Get the manchester, ky mug.OMFG how many times do i have to tell people BIRMINGHAM is the second city of England not Manchester. that is all.
idiot-hey do you want to go to Manchester Englands second city?
genius-<hits idiot over head repeatedly> NO! i would rather go to birmingham
genius-<hits idiot over head repeatedly> NO! i would rather go to birmingham
by villa4life November 6, 2008
Get the manchester mug.This group of people are man's finest get me rude boi? Contains celebrities from Manchester. Anything from rap superstars to Jeremy Beadle. Wayne Rooney thinks hes part of them but hes some Liverpool batty man with some elephant ear's a fat waste man head. I remember from "Rio Ferdinand's punk'ed" T.V show, David Beckham said all the bad mans come from Moss side, cuz the moss side mandem blows the fat chunks. Billy Davis (ex Derby reject manager) Used to pick up some fat prostitute slags about Moss side, thats why that man is ruff as old balls.
1) Paul: You see them mans right there?
Jim: Yea.
Paul: They are Manchester all star riddim. Total bad mans.
2) Steve: do you smoke paul?
Paul: erm no i dont. I dont smoke Cigarettes, I dont smoke cigar. I dont smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe. I dont smoke the reefer.
Steve: you should join Manchester all star riddim, cuz you sound like a bad boi.
3) Lil jon once quoted saying " i know im a bare ruff man cuz i smoke enough puff man, but if you in Manchester all star riddim you get enough snuff to last you a long time.
Jim: Yea.
Paul: They are Manchester all star riddim. Total bad mans.
2) Steve: do you smoke paul?
Paul: erm no i dont. I dont smoke Cigarettes, I dont smoke cigar. I dont smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe. I dont smoke the reefer.
Steve: you should join Manchester all star riddim, cuz you sound like a bad boi.
3) Lil jon once quoted saying " i know im a bare ruff man cuz i smoke enough puff man, but if you in Manchester all star riddim you get enough snuff to last you a long time.
by Garry G elitter January 21, 2008
Get the Manchester all star riddim mug.Manchester by the sea. A town where everyone secretly hates eachother except for a select few. Most kids here fucking suck. In the summer, you can find almost every fucking person playing spike ball and huge circles of all the kids getting drunk while taking up the whole beach. Everyone drives a Jeep. The moms sit around and drink wine during their book clubs and like to brag about their overachieving children while gossiping about all the other kids that they look down on. Everyone knows everyone’s business and you can almost always find someone fucking in their car at tucks point.
In Manchester by the sea, the worst senior class to ever graduate was the class of 2018.
I’m so bored, we should spin singing beach in Manchester by the sea.
I’m so bored, we should spin singing beach in Manchester by the sea.
by prettywhiteboyswag31 February 19, 2019
Get the Manchester By The Sea mug.Dirty rapist scum bag plastic faced looking shit head cunts can’t stand them their wankers so stuck up their arse like they English tranny faggot cunts.
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
Get the Manchester mug.Cool city in the North West of England.
2 Football (Soccer) Teams.
Loads of Bars and Pubs.
It rains alot.
Its full of Illegal Immigrants, Particularly BP and Pakistani Radical Muslims. Often seen protesting outside Marks and Spencer's on a weekend and generally verbally abusing Jewish and British People.
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Muslim, Paki, BP, Rusholme, 9/11, 7/7, Scumbags etc...
2 Football (Soccer) Teams.
Loads of Bars and Pubs.
It rains alot.
Its full of Illegal Immigrants, Particularly BP and Pakistani Radical Muslims. Often seen protesting outside Marks and Spencer's on a weekend and generally verbally abusing Jewish and British People.
See:-
Muslim, Paki, BP, Rusholme, 9/11, 7/7, Scumbags etc...
Person 1: "Where do you live?"
Person 2: "Manchester"
Person 1: "Cool, Where abouts?"
Person 2: "Rusholme; I'm a Paki; I hate England and all Europeans, I'm just off to burn some flags outside Marks and Spencer coz i'm a cunt."
Person 1: "I agree you are a cunt."
Person 2: "Manchester"
Person 1: "Cool, Where abouts?"
Person 2: "Rusholme; I'm a Paki; I hate England and all Europeans, I'm just off to burn some flags outside Marks and Spencer coz i'm a cunt."
Person 1: "I agree you are a cunt."
by urban111 November 2, 2006
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