Marites

A degoratory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen.

Filipina: OMG! MERONG KANTA ANG BTS!
American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

marites

Is a type of person who likes to gossip. Always updated for the latest news and is more talkative than news reporters. They can be annoying sometimes or always but they are fun to talk with. The origin of the word comes from Philippines which shortens the phrase. "Mare anong latest"

marites what's the latest

by PsychoPact March 30, 2022

Marites

Marites (ma-ri-tes) is a Filipino slang word used to call women who like gossiping about a certain topic. It is derived from the phrase "mars ano ang latest" breaking it down into a shorter form (a word) that's way easier to say.

That girl is a Marites.
Jowa ko po Marites.

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Maïté

Maïté is a good person but you can piss them off really fast. When she doesn’t like you, you see that hard. She can be a good sibling but if you have a fight with them as a sibling she doesn’t Forget about it easily.

Girl 1: Who is that girl over there?
Girl 2: Maïté?

Girl 1: I think so. Is she friendly?
Girl 2: Only if you friendly to her.

by Catogan May 21, 2022

Mawite

the most funniest and coolest person ever

“I’m so upset”
“Lemme call Mawite”

by wafflequeenmilkshake July 24, 2023

Maarten

Perfect at being a disappointment

Seldomly listens and puts alcohol before everything els

You should seriously quit drinking everyday you are being a real Maarten

by BAASterd October 9, 2023

Maarten Wilhelm

A weird guy who has a lot of time on his hands, but also likes to get hit up the side of the head by an Arizona iced tea can.
He likes to instruct and train people a lot.

Person 1: Have you heard of Maarten Wilhelm?
Person 2: Absolutely, I am terrified of him after receiving Basic training

by Cardiinal June 26, 2024