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Mountain Goating 

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.
"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"
Mountain Goating by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014

Mountain View Elementary 

A school that could’ve cared less about their students up until they got in trouble a few years ago for having mold in their school’s walls. They also have a creepy ass principal who still dresses like she is a business woman in the 80s; she also dyes her hair black and hasn’t changed her hair style in 7 years. All the parents of the students are either rednecks, parents who couldn’t give two shits, or over protective parents who make their kids watch kids YouTube till 8th grade.
Person1 “ what elementary school did you go to?”
Person2: “Mountain View Elementary ”
Person1: “THATS WHY YOU STILL WATCH THEM SLIME VIDEOS”

Mountain Turtle 

A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.
I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.

Mountain Coochie 

When a woman's pussy is so clean and pristine that it's as fresh as mountain spring water.
"Rachel's got that fuckin' Mountain Coochie, my dude."

Mountain biking 

Riding rad rides on revolving rollers in a dramatic, death-defying design, dispatching double-quick down dangerous descents while wrapping withered weed within whirling vellum.
Yo, bro, let's bomb these trails and blaze some trees! Hell yeah, mountain biking!
Mountain biking by MntnMan69 September 20, 2021

Mountain German 

A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)
"I am Austrian, not German!"
"Yeah OK, mountain German"
Mountain German by anonymous April 7, 2022