missedunderstand

When someone loses track of a conversation due to absence.

*Fred walks in*
Fred: Hey Frank, what are you talking about?
Frank: Nothing, you'll just missedunderstand.

by Sora8745 April 18, 2010

Missed Kissed

When you are kissing a woman's boobs instead of her lips

Guy 1 - "What did you do to her"
Guy 2 - " I missed Kissed her!!"

by Yognaught_001 October 12, 2019

dirty-missed

The act of phoning someone but deliberately hanging up after just one or two rings so that they will hopefully call you back and thus pay for the call. Formerly only relevant to cell/mobile phones but with the advent of 1471 (in the UK)and the increased use of caller diplay, it now equally extends to calls to or from land lines.

"I want to talk to Rowan but I'm nearly out of credit, so I'll have to do dirty-missed to her"

by howsoonisnow January 9, 2009

Milled

When a human is relentlessly humped night after night by a Canadian and New Yorker.

Mike got milled last night and it was funny.

by JBG0 September 22, 2008

Missed Period

Someone who lacks in character; an ass, an idiot; a fuck ass nigga; an asshole.

I wish my sister would leave that fuck ass nigga alone cuz he aint shit but a missed period.

by Honey_Dip13 February 20, 2013

miledy

a bitch who has no ass and wears to much makeup.

ew its miledy she looks like a hooker.

by cardestoyer699 December 28, 2014

missed the boat

When a person or entity that was doing things good and enjoyed a good record out of it, all of a sudden does something really bad.

Did you see that new digital camera model? Nikon missed the boat on this one!

by Matu August 17, 2004