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micro dab

the highest tier of dabbing... The only form of dabbing relevant to date... Those who micro dab immediately get 95% more pussy than the average specimen who doesn't micro dab. They also have big dicks... VERY BIG DICKS!!!
Kim K:Hi

You: *micro dab*
Kim K: fuck?

You: *proceed to fuck her so hard her ass splits*
by LilPumpIsGodAmoungMen December 3, 2018
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micro-dictorial

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.
My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.
by Snitas March 11, 2021
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Micro pp

When u have a tiny dick.
Girl: "Ew U have a micro Pp. I don't think we can do this anymore."
Man: "Wait! Holly please!!"
by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020
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Micro Tsunami

A small raise in the water at the beach. Also called high tide.
Hey man that micro tsunami almost ruined my sand castle.
by Jfap August 16, 2017
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Micro-hobby

A hobby that captures a persons interest for hours, days, weeks, or seasonly but is inevitably replaced by a new micro-hobby. A person may achieve a moderate level of competence, but due to their lack of attention and focus, never become and expert. Micro-hobbys routinely come and go as a person enters a different stage of their life, and quite often help deal with boredom, work life imbalance, and stress.
Whats your dad working on now?

Oh, he has this new micro-hobby. He's trying to build a robot in the basement. He will get bored of if by next week and move onto some hipster hydroponic water system.
by Danny Mullan September 17, 2017
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Micro Pimp

A small young cuban with a gold chain and the classic black crewneck and ripped jeans
1.did you see that micro pimp, he looked small.
by Juul tm. January 29, 2019
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micro-satire

refer to things that satire a small niche group that the general public is not a part of and thus the satire would not hit home with them
Everyone laughed as he micro-satired how their group does everything.
by ghostinshell August 18, 2014
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