Rub the Magic Lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.

When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.

by Writing Stuff Here March 9, 2016

i love lamp

Something that is said back to a person who just stated a non sequitar.

Person 1: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Person 2: The number one killer of domestic cats is feline AIDS.
Person 1:...I love lamp.

by CLRobertson July 8, 2005

Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

by Kubadude September 5, 2016

Lamplifier

A person who is addicted to and/or glorifies moth-lamp memes.

Person 1: I love moth memes so much.
Person 2: Ew stop being a lamplifier.
Person 1: I can be whatever I want bröther.

by Memes123 October 1, 2018

Lamped up Shawty

To be caught laying comfortably in a scene. Ex: a bed, a couch

George was Lamped up Shawty in T’s bed after he drank a 4 Loko in 10 Mins

Kids Lamped up at 9 , come drink with us-Josh Kelly

by Souffside Slang May 8, 2019

Lämp

Is the world Lamp except people use the two-dotted accent in such memes as the, prolonged dead, moth meme. People say it nowadays because they think they are funny but are truly late to the party

Moth 1: “Pass the Lämp Bröthër
Moth 2: “ Ökäÿ Bröthër”

by Eenno July 1, 2019

Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.

N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.

by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022