sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone

Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded

by crackmoka December 28, 2005

Lensexual

Being lensexual mean being attracted to the vocaloid kagamine len, if you end up being lensexual, expect being a social outcast.

Guy1: Im lensexual.

Guy2: Bruh imagine being attracted to a vocaloid that dies a lot, smh couldnt be me.

Guy1: *proceeds to commit a felony*

by HistoricalGlaceon May 7, 2021

lez lenses

The lesbian version of gaydar: you can sense the girl is a lesbian, because your lez lenses were working.

My lez lenses were working well that day, because that girl is definitely a lesbian.

by aprildaisy74 January 16, 2011

Liquor lenses

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

I had my liquor lenses on and didn’t notice she’s maybe a 2.5 on a good day.

by Juls15 June 16, 2018

Contact Lenses

Things you stab inside your eye to either fix your eyesight or to see!

It kind of hurts when you put the contacts in, but at least I can see, with the contact lenses!

by jellybeanbitch October 21, 2021

leasee

Leasee's are one and a million, Leasee's are very outgoing and outspoken. Leasee's can be your best friend or your worst enemy. All together Leasee's is that girl everyone wish that they had a little bit of them in their lives.

Leasee's the hottest girl ever.

by JuliaMFlemg December 20, 2016

Lendendaredly

—adjective
1 Reaching a pinnacle previously believed to have been unattainable
2 Exponentially and ridiculously

There was a dj named Hot Scott back when I was about thirteen, and he was lendendaredly hot.

by Swaydo-name July 2, 2018