Laird

A saliva and sweat machine; one with a pedantic obsesion with signs and chalkboards.

Gillian: Hey Lauren, w... why are you drenched in SPIT?!?

Lauren: Well, I forgot my umbrella and sat too close to the Laird!!!

Gillian: Aww.

by SprocketTalker October 15, 2009

lairy

Lairy is an adjective used to express an irksome feeling about another human being, who is both a lurk, and hairy- a detestable combination.

Girl 1: Oh my god, that strange man has been following us for almost 19 blocks, and has strange facial hair!!!!!
Girl 2: You're right...he is really lairy....

by Choueke April 15, 2007

lairy

Slang term for cocaine. Also spelled larry.

Do you know where to find some lairy?

by Ms.Freeze September 5, 2006

lairson

Lairson, it is a diffrent way of saying smart, happy, and bold

lairson what a good name

by Luke1011 June 5, 2017

Lairport

Lairport is a mash of Larry and Airport.

It's used to describe the happenstance of Louis and Harry travelling together.

Fan#1: I need my Larents ! Can they please do something?
Fan#2: Omg, same. Like, remember the last Lairport? - that was crazy!

by ellie2809 March 14, 2019

Lairdism

A blunder made by a Laird.

Laird Nugent made a Lairdism when he said "I was joking" after suggesting something very poob.

by Naps101 June 4, 2021

lairah

A name Lairah means beautiful, generous, thoughtful, brave and loveable. She's the one who approach first and help you to solve your problem. She is amazing. You are so lucky to have a Lairah in your life.

She is beautiful.

She is Lairah

by Hulniezz June 7, 2021