laissez fire

a fire, usually of the genus 'bon', that, upon ignition, grows in magnitude by itself. The laissez fire requires little-to-no planning or control, as the "builder" simply places kindling in a pit, flicks an ignition device, and lets it grow at the behest of the wind and other natural causes. While risky, the laissez fire is a thoroughly enjoyable source of heat, as it burns steadily with minimal effort on the builder's part. laissez fires are usually left to themselves to burn out, unless the surrounding area is dry/flammable, in which case a light snuffing on the part of the overseer(s) is necessary. It is in no way a metaphor for the ailing economy...

Johnny Carefree: 'dude I just lit the thing and it started burning; its a pretty sweet fire now.'

Trevor Wit: 'you might call that a laissez fire.'

Dill Prudence: 'you guys oughta be careful, these fires can get outta control fast. I'll get some water from the river just in case."

by Funk_Hughes April 25, 2009

Larsson lick job

The art of smearing peanut butter onto your balls, then sitting on the sofa with your pants around your ankles, whilst your girlfriend licks it off...and by girlfriend i mean bulldog.

'He laid back and stared at the ceiling while the bulldog lapped hungrily at the peanut butter covering his sweaty sack and exclaimed "oooh Buster, this is the best Larsson lick job i have ever had"

by 1982jefe April 23, 2009

labs

Short for labia (female genitalia)

"Hmmm....interesting, your labs are shaped like butterfly wings!"

"You can tell how big her nasty labs are when she wears those tight jeans-someone should tell her"

by R. Trelford March 5, 2004

Lassitude

A total and completly lack of energy, a state of physical or mental weariness.

I was so overcome with lassitude that I couldn't get out of bed.
"Mum I won't be getting out of bed today, I'm overcome with lassitude,"

by Golden Girl February 17, 2015

Klassy Lassy

Derogatory term – used in a ironic way – refers to a wide range of females of any age – sixteen year old moms, women with a half ton of gold in each ear and a sovereign ring on each finger – women who smoke and accidentally drop cigarette ash on there child head, women who drink white lightning – straight from the bottle, women who buy jewellery from Elizabeth Duke, fat women who wear tight clothes. The list is pretty much endless

Atomic kitten – Girls Aloud – Anyone on benefit – all Klassy Lassy

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

lassi

Delicious drink from India, similar to a milkshake but made with yogurt. Usually served salted or sweet with mango flavor and/or rose water. Personally I enjoy lassi with mango AND rose water flavors. Lassi is great to drink on a hot day and/or when you're eating really spicy foods like lamb vindaloo.

Mmm-mmmmm! This rose water lassi is the shit!

by pentozali July 6, 2009

Lasse

A person that wants to hit every sexy lady in the world. That means a pervert.

"OMG you are a Lasse!"

"Stop being such a Lasse"

by iam2hot4u May 22, 2009