Lonely day

Lonely day
/Noun/

A day in which a male, or female has not got a reply from someone all day, the ones who they want to reply can range from normal people to people they like.

How to find a lonely day
When someone who usually does not respond, it is not a lonely day
When it is someone who always responds and replies just barely does, and or does not at all, it is a lonely day.

Person 1: Man, today is such a lonely day, you feel?
Person 2:
Person 1: Yep...

by Razorclaw the crab December 23, 2018

lonely attack

Any instance of time in which the feeling of utter loneliness begins eating at either one's mind, one's heart, or both. Can be diagnosed as soon as felt taking effect, but not before. Can be very detrimental to one's life and body, as the feeling of utter loneliness can wreak havoc on one's psyche.

The best course of treatment is to go out of doors and socialize with friends and/or family. Perhaps going out to eat, or going out to a local sports event.

No Example Available For "lonely attack".

by dialgex September 3, 2011

Lonely Diver

To stick ones thumb/finger up their asshole for pure enjoyment, but to do it alone.

Guy 1: Man, work went by so slow today, i had to go on break and give myself a lonely diver to pass the time.

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross shit man.

Guy 1: I know!

by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006

Lonely Girl Syndrome

A girl who suffers from a constant need of someone's attention, that they will say or do anything related to social retardedness in order to attain such.

A tender issue to the victim, which will usually result in straight denial if brought up, OR gratification for the attention, leading to another stupid series of social acts.

Bob: I saw your ex the other day

D: Oh yeah?

Bob: Yeah, and now she wont stop textin and calling me about the stupidest shit. I swear she says the same shit over and over again.

D: Its that lonely girl syndrome homie.. you might think your helping by hearing her out but your really just making it worse.

by Duwanajay February 26, 2013

Lonely Legs

A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.

Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.

by adiejan January 16, 2011

Lonely Strudel

The toaster strudel that is left after a person has eaten the packet of icing that was supposed to be paired with it.

Ahh. There is a lonely strudel left in the fridge.

by AtoneMilitia March 28, 2011

Lonely Cheerleader Syndrome

When a girl seems to hard to get and all the boys don't ask her out afraid of being shot down and thinking someone has already asked her and she has plans, but too many people think that way so no boy asks her out and she doesn't ever have plans. She is like the apple on top of the tree no one tries because they think everyone will try but in reality no one will if they all think like that.

Person 1:"Sophia doesn't have a date for prom yet?"
Person 2:"Not as many boys ask her out as you would think."
Person 1:"Oh now i get it! She totally has lonely cheerleader syndrome"

by Apple pi 3.14 October 10, 2012