ironic lolicon

A person that identifies as a lolicon but denies being a pedophile or being attracted to real children, saying they only like drawings.

They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.

Non-lolicon: Loli is pedophilia. You are masturbating to drawings of children.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.

by jsuki February 6, 2022

school logic

a rule that does not make any sense execpt the person who came up with it

the enforcement of "no electronic devices in school" is school logic

by the holy ghost June 30, 2006

ghetto logic

The reasoning process (or lack of it) that causes ghetto folk to screw up their lives, due to their general ignorance and poor or non-existent judgment skills. Ghetto logic usually manifests itself in a series of successively worse decisions that often turn small problems into progressively larger ones, often to the point where solving the problem is beyond the control of anyone. Ghetto person then blames society/police/white folks/whatever for problems.

Ghetto Logic Example #1: Unmarried girl gets pregnant by accident, babydaddy runs off. Girl tries to catch a man to take care of her and her baby by getting pregnant again. Repeat process...

Example #2: Ghetto driver gets traffic ticket, but does not pay it or show up for court. Small fine becomes bigger fine, and arrest warrant is issued for Failure To Appear. Fine is not paid, driver keeps on driving, practicing same behavior that got him/her ticket in the first place. Police try to pull over driver again. Driver fails to yield, leads police on 100 MPH police chase, hits and kills innocent person. $50 infraction becomes no-bail felony manslaughter charge.

by speedstan February 23, 2010

Chick Logic

A peculiar form of "logic" demonstrated only by women. Responsible for the commonly observed phenomenon of chicks inferring things that make no Goddamn sense.

In real logic, one might say "A implies B, and I know A. Therefore, B."

In chick logic, one might say "A makes me feel B, therefore the color orange and pastrami sandwiches."

"Yeah, Debbie's been acting really weird lately. She said I must be cheating on her because I didn't notice her new coffee maker."

"Dude, that's chick logic for you."

by Stewart Pedasso February 2, 2009

Low Lolicon

It's the anime/manga version of jailbait. A girl that looks old enough, but is actually still underage.

P1: Dude, you know that character is canonically 16, right? Are you a Lolicon?
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.

by MassiveBruhMoment April 8, 2021

boy logic

Anything that makes perfect sense if you're a guy, but not if you're a girl; explains certain puzzling aspects of male behavior

"He'll call you, trust me. He's not blowing you off, he just doesn't want to come off as too eager. Boy logic."

by rcduskenelli October 11, 2007

logic-whore

Someone who will step into a joke and ruin it with their excessive use of logic.

Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you're balls are large or hard enough to do that.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 28, 2004