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London Rooftop

A method used to hide a boner, when the male tucks his boner up between his pants and the bottom of his stomach possibly exposing the tip of the penis (the london rooftop).
Man i had a boner in class today to hide it i used the london rooftop method.
by 3ben3 August 22, 2007
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Greetings from London

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.
Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.
by avery_brooks August 21, 2008
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London Nose

After a day in London (or any other city - change the place name), you get home and blow your nose and are greeted to a black soot on your white tissue.
Arriving at work in the morning and blowing your nose - "I've only been in London 2 hours and I've already got London nose!".
by the booger meister January 2, 2014
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London Tour Bus

After eating one or more Taco Bell Double Decker tacos, then after completing all but the final stages of digestion, the act of unleashing said final stage of digestion in the form of an "upper decker".

This act is considered one of the most high forms of retribution and shall be reserved for only the most heinous of enemies.
Jake is a twat! He stole $60 from me and used it to take my ex-girlfriend on a date. While they're out, I'm going to wolf down 8 Double Deckers, break into his house, and leave him a nice smelly London Tour Bus in the top of his toilet.
by Mr. FancyPants July 14, 2014
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London

A unisex name that is named after the capital of England. London can also be loud and funny, and likes dark and creepy things. Although London is dark, she can be super nice and funny, but stubborn. London may be called London bridge, London Tiptin, or maybe Londonna. Either way, London loves the attention.
Damn, that girl is loud as London!
by Jokes_spikey February 2, 2017
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London Bridge

Two people use a toilet, one sitting down and the other standing over urinating at the same time between the sitter's legs.
I have to pee too... Should I London Bridge?
by jcwashere July 30, 2017
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london stone

a gang located in the middle of Lincoln University
"Those kids biking look scary mom."

"Yes honey that's because they're members of London Stone."
by Bob Dabrickashaw November 24, 2017
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