Lamp

To hit someone, especially in the face.

Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!

by ale July 17, 2003

lava lamp

1. Lamp which people could stare at for hours.
2. Girl/Guy who are fun to look at, but not too bright.

I stared at the lava lamp for 8 hours yesterday, it was awsome.
That chick I was with last night is a lava lamp.

by R.I.Pierce March 18, 2007

Rub the Magic Lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.

When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.

by Writing Stuff Here March 9, 2016

i love lamp

Something that is said back to a person who just stated a non sequitar.

Person 1: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Person 2: The number one killer of domestic cats is feline AIDS.
Person 1:...I love lamp.

by CLRobertson July 8, 2005

Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

by Kubadude September 5, 2016

Lamplifier

A person who is addicted to and/or glorifies moth-lamp memes.

Person 1: I love moth memes so much.
Person 2: Ew stop being a lamplifier.
Person 1: I can be whatever I want bröther.

by Memes123 October 1, 2018

Lamped up Shawty

To be caught laying comfortably in a scene. Ex: a bed, a couch

George was Lamped up Shawty in T’s bed after he drank a 4 Loko in 10 Mins

Kids Lamped up at 9 , come drink with us-Josh Kelly

by Souffside Slang May 8, 2019