1. When a girl takes one hand and puts it between her legs from the front and takes the other hand and puts it between her legs from the back and then proceeds to masterbate.
2. A man, or another woman, can also do this same procedure as a form of foreplay.
2. A man, or another woman, can also do this same procedure as a form of foreplay.
by FILTH78 July 20, 2010
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To renig on a treaty involving possesion of territory, taking back land that was already promised to natives.
White Man: Hey Tonto, we changed our minds, this here dang-gum prarie is our land! *rips up treaty*
Native American: Dude, don't be such a land nigger!
Native American: Dude, don't be such a land nigger!
by The Undead One November 30, 2013
Get the land nigger mug.Said when someone is rambling on about nonsense and is starting to get on your nerves. Much funnier than saying "alright get to the point" or "shut the FUCK up". Made famous by the movie "Couple's Retreat".
Stupid Hoe: I miss u sooooo much and I only wanna be wit u!!! I mean I've slept with so many men while we've been apart and I just wanna say that none of them were as good as you and I woke up half the time and didn't know their names I just wanna-
Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!
Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!
by FauxRealz October 27, 2009
Get the Land the Plane mug.a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
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Leanne's husband starts to cry while fucking her in the ass, he realizes that he has lost his cock forever, as it is now in the Land of The Lost Ass.
by srjg May 18, 2009
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Hurricane Isaac is projected to make landfall in the land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama.
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