Kroger Krank

When you go to a Kroger parking lot and jizz on the shopping cart handles

You wanna go Kroger krank later today?

by Timmeew December 27, 2024

krogulate

Krah-gew-late
(verb)
When you experience a crash out of such great proportions you lose the ability to speak coherently, generally using many swear words and shaking from adrenaline whilst screaming.

(verb)
The act of resorting back to your neanderthal senses, vocabulary becomes nonexistent and violence is the only thing you know.

“Dude, OOMA just crashed for the fourth time, he is shaking and every other word is fuck. I think he’s about to krogulate”

by Brew Chief February 12, 2026

Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.

You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.

by Forzaboy February 19, 2026

krogada

Krogada is a creature almost like Gollum from Lord of the Rings but a Temu version - hunched and sallow-skinned

Thiviya is a Krogada. She's been chasing me from just now.

by Hook nose Pragas March 13, 2025

Trenton Krogh

super kinky person exploding with rainbows is by and has three friends one of them is gay

Trenton Krogh is super duper gay

by jumbofatkitty1101 October 21, 2019

El Kroger

Any Mexican restaurant located in a shopping center whose name anchor tenant is Kroger.

El Kroger is the best place for tacos. I ordered an absurd amount of queso on the side.

by Biff1992 August 12, 2023