dingle knobber

One who enjoys titillating, caressing and sucking on the flaccid penis and balls of a person possessing a substantially lower IQ. Dingle knobbers often engage in odd behaviour with the other person’s genitalia; such as knocking or slapping the suckee’s balls together to make noise.

“Dude, I don’t want to hang out with Bruce anymore.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”

by monker December 20, 2007

Door Knobber

Where one uses the mail slot on a door as a makeshift glory hole to receive fellatio.

Man, I got the best door Knobber last night.

by Cheese Jockey July 23, 2020

Knobbly Penis

Dr Eamonn O'Neill, Lecturer, Department of Computer Science, University of Bath, England

This man is a twat and a cock at the same time, which somehow combines to make him the definition of "Knobbly Penis"

by hohoho January 13, 2004

K-nobby

Aka a penis.
It is an external sexual organ of male human. The penis is a reproductive organ and additionally serves as the external organ of urination.

It is used for give your lass one.

"I would very much like to polish your k-nobby"

by [nemo] August 27, 2008

Knobbit

A penis that is small in both girth and length, but is abnormally hairy.

Apparently, **** has a knobbit

by The Gun Penguin December 1, 2014

Cobb Knobbler

1) A cocksucker. (insult)

2) A member of the X-Cops.

1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.

2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops

by Doc Sigma March 8, 2004

Cock Knobbler

One who, when given the oppurtunity, will instantly dive on any object shaped remotely like the male penis and proceed to fuck him/herself with said object

Man, look at that guy fuckin' that telephone... what a cock knobbler

by Cj55 October 18, 2008