French Kissing the Walrus

The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.

Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.

Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014

kissing wizard

An asshole beard.

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.

by bunnykiller138 September 12, 2009

Kissing Marathon

Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.

Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."

Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."

by PinkeySherbet July 12, 2011

Ennui Kissinger

Obscure 90's band had a minor hit with the funk-tinged dancefloor rave-up "Limestone Willie." Band had distinctive stage presence in tuba player Sergio and go-go dancing guitarist Gretl. Members later appeared in such bands as the Dirtminers and Catfence.

"Obsessive? He spends all his time looking for old Ennui Kissinger albums!"

by Chipping Woodlet III October 26, 2005

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

Kissing the bunny between the ears

When a guy pulls out his pockets and asks you to "kiss the bunny between the ears" aka kiss his penis, aka blow job

danny: ever tried kissing the bunny between the ears?(pulls out pockets, indicating ears)

emily: umm, no?

danny: how about you start?

emily: (kisses penis)

by ughfelt August 22, 2011

dry kissing

Kissing without tongue or saliva. Like a peck on the cheek or mouth.

They didn't want to make out on their first date, so instead they engaged in dry kissing.

by Jazzy July 17, 2004