Dan Kelly

A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. He was born from the sweat of a hot gay sex session featuring Chuck Norris, King Leonidas, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Julius Ceaser, and from the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly spherical head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible. However, you can continue the legend of Dan Kelly by making jokes such as "Dan Kelly naked...(add anything. Anything at all)" or just yelling "Dan Kelly" at passerbys will brighten their days. Tell these jokes to your friends, have your friends pass them on, and appreciate the joy that Dan Kelly brings to small children on Christmas, Hannuakuah, Easter, and St. Patrick's Day.

Max: Hey, Dan Kelly naked solving a Rubik's Cube in 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
Steve: Yeah? Well, Dan Kelly naked playing the acoustic guitar in the lunar module.
Max: Nice. Dan Kelly naked stacking the chairs in a women's prison.
Steve: Damn, you're good.
-Also-
Tim: Hey Dan Kelly!
Dan Kelly:Shut your goddamn mouth and go climb a wall of dicks.
Tim: Okay...
-Finally-
Max: DAN KELLY!!!!!

by JeffreySK March 31, 2008

kate kelly'd

verb, severely punished for minor infractions that a) cause no discernible harm and b) are done with zero malicious intent. See also: September six.

"I'd like to use your cellphone to call my family, but I'm a missionary and I don't want to get Kate Kelly'd".

by Jon Swift June 30, 2014

KFC Kelly

Resident friendly AJ lover from the Seymour, Victoria region.

Somewhat mythical somewhat accurate.

Her tally and the stories from the lads grows with each year.

A fat slut from pucka who works at KFC and has literally fucked half the army

KFC Kelly loves a good train.

by 691989 April 11, 2019

Keely

A girl that is the prettiest girl in school. She may be rejected by some guys, but still has a heart of gold. She has the prettiest smile that will make you laugh. She has the bestest of friends and will always be there for her friends. She doesn't like it when people stare at her, and she has many guys that are crushing her. She is the most amazing person ever. If you don't have a best friend that is a Keely, go get a map and find her. K? You won't regret it!

Oh {Keely}! She is the prettiestin our squad!

Keely is such a jokester. I was crying and she made me happy in seconds!

by thegirlthathasthebestoffriends June 6, 2018

keydy

Keydy is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet, she has the most gorgeous hair and eyes.

she has many guys on her line cause they are obsessed with her(body), yes dark times will come but with her outstanding personalitly she has made many friends and that will help her get up on her feet. She will help anyone with the caring heart that she has!!!!!!!

"Keydy is a real one"

by XXXXkTHerdso9 September 30, 2018

kaylyn

The most beautiful, lovable girl in the world. Shes everything you can think of. I cant even explain her in words. Shes everything i want in my life. I really she realizes it sometime soon.

I Love Kaylyn

by you dont need to know me ;) October 21, 2011

Kelly

Kelly is the cutest girl I have ever seen. She is the love of my life. I love my kelly so much and I never want to loose her. Kelly deserves all of me. She gives me the best treatment as a couple and I will always love her so much

Kelly you are so cute

by Joey dub October 20, 2019