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A kali-cat is a person who thinks they are better than everyone else, and always angry.
this name is usually given to a very short and very angry person, which is what spawns the "Cat" part of the name, and anybody with this nickname is usually very obnoxious as well.
Jared is SUCH a kali-cat, I cant make a single joke without him blowing up at me!
Lily is always so mad at me! I honestly think shes becoming a kali-cat
Kali-cat by Billiam Fulwark April 28, 2024
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hotel kali 

the girl that makes out with every black guy at the party
"I saw Hotel Kali last night, she made out with 6 different black men in one night!"
hotel kali by armeniangoddess April 30, 2010
Related Words
kalis Kalina kalin kaliyah Kalie kalias Kalib Kalista Kalil Kalika

The Kali Protection Program. 

A group of people all over the united states who's jobs are to protect Kali Sousa where ever she is, no matter what costs.
I'm part of The Kali Protection Program.

Sayoc Kali 

The Sayoc system has become a premiere Filipino martial art that emphasizes realistic self protection skills.

As a leader in the field of edged weapons combatives it has been sought after by many noted martial artists, Special Warfare military operatives, DEA, Air Marshall, ICE, SWAT, as well as many individual practitioners worldwide.

Included within the curriculum:

Edged weapons
Impact weapons
Medical Management
Scenario training
Logical order of thinking
Non linear striking
Vital Templates
Transition Drills
Training Modifiers
Teaching methodologies
Whip
Projectile usage
Multiple man teamwork
Multiple blade usage
Optional firearms training

With practitioners within its organization from systems such as Atienza Kali, Pekiti Tirsia Kali, Bahalana escrima, DBMA, Inosanto/Lacosta kali, JKD, Ninjutsu, Boxing, various grappling systems etc. the Sayoc organization continues to be a dynamic and evolving system. Never satisified with the "status quo" it challenges itself, practitioners and other martial arts to grow beyond their expectations.

"Sayoc: Not the past, but the Future"

Sayoc Kali by SayocKali August 15, 2007

margam kali 

a knanaya cultural dance performed around a candle oil thing
The women performed margam kali for the wedding
margam kali by koolknakat December 29, 2010

Ki-mi-kali 

When your mad or just straight up crazy. Yell this at gay men.
You fag. Ki-mi-kali!!!!!!!
Ki-mi-kali by mr. wiggles December 17, 2004

Dirty Kali 

A Dirty Kali is when you fuck a chick in the ocean and with your dick deep inside her anus, you ride her like a boogie board all the way into the shore. Once you reach the shore you pull out and scream "Kali-bunga Dude!" As you finish on her face. The girl must lick up every spec of the cum or be cursed with crabs the rest of her life.
My friend fake drowned at the beach so the hot lifeguard would go and save him. On their way back in, dude was giving her a Dirty Kali. Thank God she licked up all the cum, ain't nobody want crabs from the beach.
Dirty Kali by RichardLickson April 3, 2020