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Shadow Clone Jutsu

When your fucking a bitch you pull out and do the hand signs. Cum in your hand rub it all over ur foot and kick her in the pussy making sure only the big toe goes in. Pull it out and hear that pussy pop. If she doesn’t like it use Rasengan.
Friend- “bro what you do last night.”
Me- “had some bomb ass sex then used Shadow Close Jutsu”
Friend-“what she do”
Me-“she turned around looked at me then smacked me Idk why tho”
Shadow Clone Jutsu
by The magic shroom December 22, 2020
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juta

a shoe, or a item which to throw
im going to throw a juta at u
by Ayesha shahzad June 1, 2006
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jute

a Derryism (a slang word peculiar to the town of derry in N.ireland) used to describe the female genitalia
Fuck me i wouldnt mind sticking wan up her jute sir...
by dopey dick March 3, 2005
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Jutloops

A word used when people ask "whats up" and you have no idea what to answer, so you just say "jutloops" to annoy/confuse the one who's asked. "What is up" is probably impossible to answer correctly, so to return the idea of meaningless phrasing, it can be quite satisfying to say "jutloops".
me? youre the one whos askin me what is up? look yourself if you really wanna know! jutloops can answer all your stupid question...
by cazybleach April 3, 2011
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Cutie no Jutsu

The horrible censored version of Sexy no Jutsu used by Naruto in the DisneyXD version of Naruto Shippuden to make it child appropriate...which it obviously isn't supposed to be, since the crudeness gives it humor and personality to lighten the darkness of Sasuke and the violence involved...oh wait, DisneyXD censors all of the violence too...never mind, they already took the shows meaning away.

They also don't show Konohamaru using it.
Original Japanese: Naruto, "Sexy no Jutsu!" *Turns into a naked girl covered by clouds*.

DisneyXD Version: Naruto, "Cutie no Jutsu" Skips Naruto turning into a half naked girl and just shows peoples reactions.
by SaiTheAwkwardNinja August 23, 2011
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juta

Juta is the Italian & Portuguese name for Jute, a coarse vegetable or bast fiber traditionally used to make Burlap or Hessian and Gunny Bags. The major species of Jute are Corchorus capsularis and Corchorus olitorius.

Names of Jute in other languages:
1. Chinese, Japanese, Korean = Huangma (Yellow Hemp)
2. Other Italian = Iuta or Corcoro
3. Spanish = Yute
3. Russian & Allied Languages = Dzhut
4. Arabic & Allied Languages = Lif Khysha (Burlap Fiber)
5. German = Jutefaser
6. French = Chanvre du Bengale (Bengal Hemp)
Italian> Sacchi Juta = Jute Sacks
Portuguese> Sacos do Juta = Jute Sacks
by Asif Anwar July 11, 2006
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google-jutsu

The ability to find anything on Google by using a series of esoteric and convoluted search parameters.
"Last night I tried to download Godspeed You! Black Emperor; little bit of google-jutsu and I found it in no time."

"index of" + "Kula Shaker" +mp3 -html -htm -php
by omnomnomnom February 1, 2009
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