by A_Heitert March 08, 2008
Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.
by Mr.Finklestein October 05, 2011
by Unknown Author or Account Name April 25, 2007
A commonly accepted nickname for 2+2er and in-frequent poker player Michael Davis, King of All Jews.
Hey, anybody seen Jew Jew today? Naw dawg I ain't seen him in a hot second, that nigga's probally bargin hunting down at the Gallaria or maybe playing some fantasy football.
by Seven Studa December 12, 2006
What ethnicity are you?
I'm a jew.
Are you fewish, as in the religion?
Nah, I'm Budhist.
Huhh...
I guess that makes me a jew-non-jew.
I'm a jew.
Are you fewish, as in the religion?
Nah, I'm Budhist.
Huhh...
I guess that makes me a jew-non-jew.
by Spunkk Ransomm March 27, 2009
by churchv3 January 03, 2008
The "real" jews, descendants of the Hebrews, Abraham, Jacob, Moses, from the Old Testament, were annihilated for the most part during the first century A.D.
99% of "white" jews we see today are actually descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (name changed to Russia today). These Khazars converted to judaism around 740 A.D. The white jews are NOT the blood descendants of Abraham, Jacob or Moses, from the Old Testament. For more info please do some research and read a book called "The Thirteenth Tribe" written by Arthur Koestler, himself a Khazar.
It is sad that the Khazars (who call themselves jews today) are so ashamed of their real ancestors. Shame.
99% of "white" jews we see today are actually descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (name changed to Russia today). These Khazars converted to judaism around 740 A.D. The white jews are NOT the blood descendants of Abraham, Jacob or Moses, from the Old Testament. For more info please do some research and read a book called "The Thirteenth Tribe" written by Arthur Koestler, himself a Khazar.
It is sad that the Khazars (who call themselves jews today) are so ashamed of their real ancestors. Shame.
"White jews are descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (named Russia later)."
by rachelslight February 12, 2007