Riding Jaw

When one is gurning so hard they’re literally riding their jaw.

“Me and Connor slammed 6 eccies each last night”
“Aye I saw the snapchat, you cunts we’re both riding jaw pretty hard”

by Yeticunt November 1, 2018

Poon Jaw

That dull ache and soreness that one gets in the jaw after performing a marathon pussy eating session.

I went down on Rachel last night and tongue punched her box for two hours. It was some good eats but now I got poon jaw.

I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.

Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

ham jaw

a term for a fat person. The distinction of a ham wedged under the jaw of this person gives this name. I.E. Someone whose chin/neck looks like a ham, putting the double chin to shame.

I don't care if Christina has a great personality, don't try to hook me up with a ham jaw heffer.

by rude the dude August 16, 2011

jaw cut

Jaw Cut
Like a paper cut, but only when you touch J-Hope's jawline.

"Taehyung got a 'jaw cut' during the European Tour."

by OPPA_BTS December 12, 2017

ratchet jaw

In CB slanguage:

1. n. One who talks continually.

2. v. To talk continually.

3. v. To talk on the CB radio.

If you ratchet jaw, then you are a ratchet jaw.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

Rachet jaw

A person who will not shut the fuck up,and is just blabbering out mindless dribble. This person just talks about nothing or weaves yarns that just go on endlessly, it's like they have to hear themselves talk. These people may often be refered to as longwinded assholes.

dude 1: That speaker really went on and on at the meeting tonite.

dude 2: Sure did, he was a real rachet jaw.

by TV CAR April 10, 2010