japer

noun: a disgustingly fat adolescent who drinks starbucks and throws up when smelling something bad. reads poetry and hides his emotions behind misfits shirts and black pants.

"wow look at that kid over there, hes really fat, drinking starbucks, wearing a misfits shirt and black pants, and reading poetry"

"what a japer!"

by MuRpL July 29, 2004

jape

When a teacher masturbates onto his/her pupils work.

thats discusting my works been japed on

by ... .. ... ............. December 16, 2008

Japerican

A Japanese person obsessive over the American culture. The opposite of a Wapanese. They may use English words where they are awkward at best, and may be more in - tuned to American shows and books than those of their own country.

Exhibiting Japericans, they :
May believe the best country is America. ( It's not. )
May believe we are superior to their technology. ( We're not. )

Etc.

by Vanichuu March 26, 2011

Japer

A fat kid who goes to starbucks and sips on his coffee while listening to emo.

Jp Quine

"Bro, lets go down to that rad place Starbucks and get a coffee and write poetry. Then we could be a Japer too!"

by Joe Nelly July 9, 2004

Japenese Popsicle

When your having sex with a girl and you pull out and put it in a bucket of ice, upon pulling it out of the ice you realize your now japenese size and u reinsert.

I was doin this chick last night when i hit her with the Japenese popsicle took me forever to get back to american size.

by Daddy8185 November 11, 2010

turning japenese

When at the end of cronic masturbation, you start too look japenese. My friend who is chinese said that this is what it means, i don't know.

Dude when i was in science class i masturbated so hard that i was turning japenese.

by ukrainekid December 27, 2008

jape

(verb) - to jape - The act of inserting a foreign body into the urethra (or "jap's eye" or "pee-hole" in popular slang).

One day I was walking down the steet bored so I bought a toothbrush and japed myself like a bitch.

I was caught on camera being japed with a fountain pen.

by burmans January 7, 2006