jank

To steal something when the affected party is present, but not paying attention.

"Hey Joe, I just janked Bill's iPod while he was in the bathroom!"

by slangjoker92 March 13, 2007

jank it

v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank or yank or spank. It is often used in the context of derogatory accusation, or as a metaphor for dawdling/wasting time.

I think he went to go jank it one more time before our road trip.

Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!

Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.

by Bad Paul August 20, 2008

janke

adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms

'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'

by Robert Lewis Marley August 20, 2008

Janke

Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.

"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."

by Stacey P. March 09, 2008

janke

Confuses ambition and drive with being a cunt.

Stop being such a janke.

by c-unt May 19, 2004

janks

dirty people, or just a way to negatively talk about someone.

"Those Janks arent worth my time"
"You guys are fucking janks i hate you"
"That girl is so dirty, so janky"

by NeyNa April 07, 2009

jank

jank
to describe something as bloody creepy and/or something you happen to dislike

boi 1: damn this food Doris made is horrid
boi 2: you Cld say its janked up

boi 1: some true janky shizzle m88
Doris: those guys have jank taste

by Minkie-moo jackson February 13, 2017